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Rajinikanth Is Remaking Titanic With Some Changes,

Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes,
In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.

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Leave Application By A Cute Kid.."Dear Teacher ji,Wen I Cum,Rain Chham Chham.Leg My Phisla,I Gira Dham.Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum.Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
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