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"Kbi Shehar Jana
Kbi Gaon Jana
Kbi is raste Jana
Kbi us raste Jana
Shahi Swari bhej Raha hon
Mza na Aye to utr Jana
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CNG, Petrol, Diesel
kuch nhi
Sirf 10Rs ki Ghaas khilana
or
poooora din chalana
east or west gadhaa is the best."

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