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Father: Beti Tm Muje Pehle Papa Kehti Thi

Father: beti tm muje pehle papa kehti thi

ab tm ne muje DaD kehna shuro kr diya .



Kya vja hai?



Beti:

come on DaD PaPa kehne se lipstic khrab ho jati hai..

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