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Santa Se Banta Ne Pocha Yhe Kiski Cycle Leke Ghum Rha Hai?

Santa se banta ne pocha yhe kiski cycle leke ghum rha hai?
Santa- meri gf ki hai usne di hai
Banta- par kyo di?
Santa usne mujhe garden mai 1 ped ke peche bulya or apne
kapde utar diya or boli jo lena ho lelo mjhe uski cycle
pasnd aa gyi mai ne lele

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