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"Watchman" Ko Rakhny Se Behtar Hai K

"Watchman" Ko Rakhny se Behtar hai k

Gali K Dono Sides per

"Wi-fi" Lagwa len,,

Larky Gali Me Hi Rahen Gy,

Aur
Raat Bhar Hifazat bhi Rahy Gi..;-p ;-)

Hahahha

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