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Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy..Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai AurDoctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..
Judge Chor Ko Saza Sunaty Huwe: Tum Teesri Baar Yahan Aaye Ho, Tumhen Sharam Nahi Aati.??Chor: Janab Phir To Aap Ko Doob Marna Chahiye QK Aap Roz Yahan Aate Hen.. ;-)
WIFE means W-Wonderful I-Interesting F-Favourable E-Eating….
“Mom my boy friend told me to climb on a tree” Girl told it to her Mom. Mom said “Don’t be a Fool. He want’s to see your Penty”. Girl replied at once “I already made Him a Fool. Before climbed the tree I put off my Penty”.!!!
Johnny Johnny... Yes Papa!Corporate Job... Yes Papa!Lots of Tension... Yes Papa!Too Much Work... Yes Papa!Family Life... No Papa!BP Sugar... High Papa!Yearly Bonus... Joke Papa!Annual Pay... Low Papa!Personal Life... Lost Papa!Promotion Incentive... HaHaHa!
Boy: I Love You..Girl: Hahahahaha..Boy: I Won't Live Without You. Girl: Hahahahahahaha..Boy: I Will Die For You..Girl: Hahahahahahaha..Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..Girl: Awwwww. Promise??Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahaha.. ;-p ;-)
1 Ladki ne 500 metre ki Race me ladko ko aaram se hara diya. Saheli- tumne ye kaise kiya? Ladki-Mein Pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage aaya hi nahi
A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone’s School Life.When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say“Who? Me?” =O :P
Larki: Me To Us Se Shadi Kerungi Jo Mujhy Gana Sunaye, Mujh Se Hansi Mazak Kary, Aur Mujhy Hamesha Khush Rakhy.. Larka: Ja Behan Phir Tu Mera Picha Chhor Aur FM Radio Se Shadi Ker Le.. :-D
How do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ........................... tell you later !!!
3 Impossibilties..!.1- Tum Apne Baal (Hair) Gin nai skte.2- Tum Apni Ankhen Soap se Wash nai kr skte.3- Tum Us Waqt Saans nai le skte jb Tumhari Zuban Munh se bahir ho...Andar Kar le, Kutta lag raha hai.. ;-p
Sardar K Bety Ny FORM Fill Kerty Huwe Pucha: "Papa Mother Tongue K Column Me Kiya Likhun.?? Sardar: Puttar Likh De, Very Very Long & Uncontrolable :-D
1 Bandr Ny Apni Maa Sy PochaK Hm Itny Bad Sorat Q Hoty He?Maa Ny Jwab Dya Beta Khuda Ka Shukr KroUs Ko Dekho Jo SmS Prh Raha Hy
Argument Between British And India.British: We Spoiled Your Mother LandFor 200 Years..India: We Are SpoilingYour Mother Tongue Daily.. ;-p ;-)
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.Banta: When you come in at night?Santa: No, when I want to go out!
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
Kehte hai 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabat apas mei dost the. Ek raat dono sath baithe the k itne mai chand nikl aya. Mohabat ne chand ki taref krdi. Ye baat Husn ko nagawar guzri. Us ne Mohabat ki ankhen noch le. Bas us din se Mohabat andhi aur Husn zalim hogaya hai.
I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects, . . . . . . But . . . . . . I laughed When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 4 Subjects... ;-) :-P
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