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Husband: Meri Wife Gum Ho Gye Hai !

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi

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What happens when a lion roars thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any guess? - - - - - Ok i will tell you.. - - - - - Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA &PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is notallowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
This time i am sure... and i am gonna say it... I LO LOVE.. YO YOUgurt... especially with rice :)
('.') Lo ji<)'(> arz_/'/_ kia haDunya me bohotDard-e-tanhai hy/('',)/'' wah / / wah _/"/_ wahzalimo tm b msg kro meri kia muft ki kamai hy
Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai, aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai. dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai.........................funny sms in hindi
Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,"dost".....................Mat Dekh na. . . .Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p
What is a mobile? ? ? ? ? ? Answer dhoond rahe ho..? ye haath me kya chappal pakdi hai ? kaise kaise namune hain ..! ye hi mobile hota hai...!!
If I was an artist,you would be my picture!If I was a poet,you would be my inspiration!If I was an author you would be my story!But I’m only a cartoonist
Fool me once, shame on you.Fool me twice - Damn... you are good!
Aane vaali Generation mein Maa apane bachchon se bolegi, "Tughe paalne ke lie 8-8 ghante whatsapp pr offline rahi hu, tab jaakar bada huwa hai tu.
Khuda kare k naya saal mujhe raas aajaejo mera hai wo mere pas aajaemujhe intezar na karna paremeri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae ( Ameen )
Why are wives "more" dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both
Why do girls have clean mind? Because they change their mind so often!
Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest.. Husband:A Gentle Push..
100s of years have passed, millions of tomorrows have come, but still hope is alive in all students “Tomorrow i will definitely start studying”
Sit 'n Cry for the whole day'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,ButSit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone'n the whole damn world wants to knowWhose on the other side.. !!

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