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Mard zadaya sharif hain ya khawateen.khawateen wo kaisa.kyoun k mard zadaya sharif hain.nawaz sharif shahbaz sharif hamza sharif umer sharif mian sharif'jabka khawateen me only aik sharif haBabra sharif.
Ooper Se Jahaz Guzar Raha Ho To Side Pe Ho Jana Chahiye,,Kiya Pata Jahaz "PIA" Ka Ho.. ;-) :-DHahahaha
Santa: Aaj men ne 1 jan bachai Banta: Woh Kaisay? Santa: Vo aise k ek Faqir ko pucha 1000 ka note dun to kya karega Wo Bola Khushi se mar jaunga Me ne kaha ja nahi deta
Dis Msg Is Strictly 4 CUTE N CHARMING Ppl Only . . Since U Accidentally Receive It , We Deeply Apologize 4 Disturbance Due 2 D Technical Erro
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.
Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"khawaja ask!Khan shb kia size rakhu"pthan khawaja sepasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio
A beautiful girl who was staying in a hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager’s lips…Manager smiles, kisses and licks each finger one by one.Girl: Do you like it?Manager: Oh yeah.Girl: Now go and tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet.The best way to express customer complaint
Kabhi-Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Typing Chhod Kar Auto-Correct Se Keh Dun... . . . . "Le Bhai Tu Likh Le, Tujhe Mujh Se Zyada Pata Hai!"
Newspaper Mein News aya “50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys ”The Sardars Protested. Next Day News aya ki “50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys” The Sardars Celebrated........................top funny sms
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
Siripala gets ready , wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Siripala : “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”
God thought that since he couldnt b everywhere he made a mother.
YUN TO HUM HAI BHRAMCHARI. MAGAR JAHAN DEKHI NAARI WAHIN AANKH MARI PAT GAYI TO HAMARI VERNA FIR BHARAMCHARI
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
SARDAR: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:)
Good girls are found in Every corner of the earth But, unfortunately earth is round 🙂
Cute things to call your girlfriend:1. Sugar2. Honey.......3. Flour4. Egg6. 1/2 cup butter7. Stir8. Pour into pan9. Preheat Oven to 325°10. Bake till golden brown
Every address in Pakistan ends withWahan ja ker kisi se bhi puch lenaWo bata dega
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