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ARZ KIYA HAI.

ARZ KIYA HAI.
Zara Ghaur farmiye !
haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..
Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
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Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
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Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
TOH? ? ?
Computer aur Mobile bech
kar Radio lelo..
Ho gayi na ab Be-Izzati..;-)

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