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Wife: Me Aapse Baat Nai Karungi.

Wife: Me Aapse Baat nai karungi.

Husband: OK

Wife: Kiya Tum Reason nahi sunna chahte?

Husband: Nahi Me Tumhare Faisle ki Izzat kerta hun...;-p:)

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