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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world. . . . . . . .
Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do..Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab??....Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker: Itny Choty K Meri Bivi Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain. Aap 1000 me se ek hain. Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain. Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain.
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Boy: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life's like a dreamy cloud, you are in my heart like a shinning drizzle on dry soil.Girl: Now go further, I like listening to your weather report!
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A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what else?"
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Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi k Paper leak ho gaya hai:
Height of Coolness:Finishing the paperComing out of the exam hallHaving a cold drinkAnd asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?
Aik sardar ne Najoomi se pucha:"kya main aglay janam mein Gadha ban sakta hoon? Najoomi ne jawab diya:"Aik hi Facility baar baar nahi mil sakti"
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