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Height Of Coolness:

Height of Coolness:
Finishing the paper
Coming out of the exam hall
Having a cold drink
And asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?

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80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On The Lectures You Missed And.. The Books You Did't Read.. :-( How Sad.. :-) Hahhahaha:-!
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Our education system does not teach us team work, When we solve our tests in collaboration with others, they call it “copying”
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