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Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do..

Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do..

Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab??

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Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker:
Itny Choty K Meri Bivi
Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)

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