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Pata Nahi Log Mulk Se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??

Pata Nahi Log Mulk se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??

Mujh Se To Bister se Bahar hi Nahi Nikla Jata..

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Haaye Haaye Sardii...;-)

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