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How To Kill A Mosquito:

How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….

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You know why Women starts with "W" Because all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? Wife..?
Mere Mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai, Dr. Jazz ne Kaha Hai K Bohat se Sms Ki Bottle Charhani Paregi. So Plz Donate Much More SMS IT'S URGENT. It's in ICU.. :-)
Wo Jo Kehti Thi Me Mar Jaungi Tere Bina,,Aaj Is K Waleemy Ki Biryani Kha K Aaya Hun.. :-D
Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this C - Come O - on L - Lets L - Love E - Each G - Girl E - Equally
In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Student: I don’t know. Examiner: You failed, what’s your name? Student: See my legs & tell my name
Wife: Me Marny Ja Rahi Hun.. Husband: Me Bhi Mar Jaunga..Wife: Sachii.. Kiya Mere Marny Se Tumhen Itna Dukh HoGa..??Husband: Nahi.. Asal Me Itni Khushi Me Bardasht Nahi Ker Paunga.. :-D
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl , he took the girl along with him on a boat and at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”
Santa: This report card should be underwater!Pappu: Because It's so wet?Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!
Shayari by Sardar- “Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga, dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga, par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga
GOLDEN WORDS?..!...............Chor yaar tunay koun sa Amalkarna he :-
larkiyon k TOP 10 jhoot;1. I miss u.2. I'm single.3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon.4. Mai cousin se baat kr rhi thi.5. Mjhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta.6. Mai pyar pe believe nhi krti.7. Mai dosri larkio jaisi nhi.8. Mujhe kuch nhi pata.9. Sub larke ek jaise hotay hain.10. Tum meri zindagi me pehle larke ho
A girl wearing very short skirt. A boy asks hr, “Won’t ur mom tell anythng abt ur dress?” Girl replied “My mom will b very angry.. bcoz I’m wearing her dress”
S.H.A.D.I. S: Shanti bhang H: Himmat khatam A: Azadi samaapt D: Dimaag kharab I: Imtihaan shuru Jiski huyi hai JHELO Aur jiski nahi huyi hai Soch lo.
Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!
The best reply, when a girl asks you not to look at her… “If you aren’t looking at me, how do you know I’m looking at you?”
7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai1-Pyar2-Rishta3-School Life4-Dosti5-Paise6-Sms PakageOR7. Toilet Mai Pani
Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,Wah WahDil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..Tere msgs nai aa raheyKya baat hai bacha???
Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.1 betha rha..kioun?..........Bus....Badmashi

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