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Jab Tak Zinda Hen Msg Kerty Rahen Gy,, Aur Jis Din Na Ker Saky To Samajh Lena K Aglay Din Karen Gy.. :-D Maar Do Mujhy Zalimo Maar Do.. Abhi To Meri Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui Hai.. ;-p :-)

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Married men live longer than single men do, but, married men are a lot more willing to die.
Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”.Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p
he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)i said....oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incodence!:Oi love my self too.... :p
Colgate se dant saf krne ka, Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka, Babul se fresh krne ka.. Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to.. Bindas HARPIC use krne ka......................latest funny sms in hindi
Jab kutay ke mout ati hai..!!.....................Tu kuta mar jata hai..!!.Apko tu har bat mein twist chahie..!
Smartphone rakhne wale chore girlfriend se jadadhan to mobile data off Mobile data On krne me laga dete hai...
Kiya Zamana Aagaya Hai Yaar..Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",Behre ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"Wah Wah Bandron Ki To Lottery Nikal Aai Hai.. ;-)
3 Impossibilties..!.1- Tum Apne Baal (Hair) Gin nai skte.2- Tum Apni Ankhen Soap se Wash nai kr skte.3- Tum Us Waqt Saans nai le skte jb Tumhari Zuban Munh se bahir ho...Andar Kar le, Kutta lag raha hai.. ;-p
Moment of the Silence 4 those boys:Jo Larki kay naam ke fake IDBana ker larki say dosti ker laite hynOr baad myn woh larki b larka niklata hy
1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?Begum: Ap k pas..Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?Wo b ap k pas hain..Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!
Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nhi hota? Tango ke bech ek laat maro. Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai.........................................new funny sms
Dunya me unhi logon ka sar ooncha ha, Jinky paas whatsapp nhi hai.
No one is as ugly as their identity card pic, . . . . . . nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P
What do you Call a Female Who Never Laughs?...."HASINA" :-)
Putin has reportedly decided to collaborate with Rohit Shetty to launch Tata Sumos and other weapons of mass destruction into the ISIS territory.
*. . .1 ENGINEER,1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPAkashti me ja rahe thy,k JIN agaya or bola"samandar me koi chez phenkoagr mene dhond li to me tmhe mar dongaor na dhond paya to me tmhara ghulam"Engineer ne Needle phenkiJIN ne dhond li or usy mar diaMBA student ne Memory Card phenka,JIN ne dhond lia or usy bhi mar diaAAPA ne Disprine phenki,wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli:Chal Beta Ghar Chal Boht Kaam Para Hai. . .*GEO AAPA GEO. . .*
Arz Kiya Hai?...Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye, Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye

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