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Signal Per Car Ruki To Ek Faqeer Mangny Aa Gaya..

Signal per Car ruki to Ek Faqeer mangny aa gaya..

Car me bethi hui Aurat boli: Tumhari Shakal kuch jani Pehchani lagti hai.


Faqeer bola:
"Madam, We Are Friends on Facebook"...;-)

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