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Father: Beta Tu Ne Engineering Ke

Father: beta tu ne engineering ke

4 saalon mein sab se mushkil kam kon sa sekha

Son: bus ki chat per baith kar tez

hawaon mein 1 teeli se 3 cigrette jalana 😉

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