Open Menu

Future Plans Of Childrens

Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

Send Mobile short message Future Plans Of Childrens from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.

More Funny SMS Messages

I'm a female:Fe = IronMale = ManTherefore I am an Iron Man!
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven? . . Everybody lift their hands except one small boy . . Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go . . He says: Mom said come directly home after school
Sacche Dost Ki Pehchan..Ek Sacha Dost wohi hai jo Aapka Pehla Aansu Ponch le,Doosra Aansu Rok le,Aur Ager Teesra Aansu Aaye to Zor se 1 ThappedMaare our kahe: "Le Ab Ro Le." ;-p :-D
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2. Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together Boy1: What the hell? Boy2. during lecture in maths class 🙂
Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol...... after removing a Virus from his System
Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? Aurat: Mera Pati kya, Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
The Longest Distance for a morning work in winter is from...........the bed to the toilet=p
Indian:Tm log IPL dekh kr jal rhe ho gay na t.v par??Pakistani:PONKI JA saady light hi ni hundi.
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli, “Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
Wife:Bht pyar se"Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha,Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain Na Plz"Hsbnd: Chalo TmTayyar Ho Jao,"Hm Cheeni Lene Chalte Hain"
A mobile is like women :- Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently, they have no service.
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps And Lives Only For 15 Years..While A Turtle Does Not Run Does Nothing Yet Lives For 300 Years..Moral: Exercise Ki Aisi Ki Tesi.. Just Sleep & More Sleep Well.. :-D
Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen??Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta HaiUsay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. :-D
Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
Friend- Yaar Tiya ne mughe-I love you text kar diya haikaya karun? 2 Friend-yaar sabse pehle screenshot le...1 print out bhi le le..Ladkiya kaya pta kaab mukaar jaye Aur bandhu yahe sms tumko usnke Mushtanda Bhai aur "kharus baap" se bechayega na.....clean funny sms
Tomato, potato, brinjal, ginger, carrot onion, garlic, arey dekh kya rahe ho "VEG sms hai kisi ko bhi bhejo...."
PAPPU : Daddy, have youever been to Egypt?FATHER : No. Why doyou ask that?PAPPU: Well, where didyou get THIS mummy??

SMS Messages Categories

Advice SMSAngry SMSAnniversary SMSApril Fool SMSBakra SMSBakra Eid SMSBarish Rainy Day SMSBest Wishes SMSBirthday SMSBlessing SMSBreak Up SMSBroken Heart SMSChristmas SMSCool SMSCute SMSDaring SMSDecent SMSDiwali SMSDua SMSEid Mubarak SMSEmotional SMSEncouraging SMSEnglish SMSExams SMSFarewell SMSFather Day SMSFlirt SMSFool SMSForget SMSFriendship SMSFunny SMSGet Well Soon SMSGhazal SMSGood Afternoon SMSGood Day SMSGood Evening SMSGood Luck SMSGood Morning SMSGood Night SMSGreetings SMSHoli SMSHug SMSHusband And Wife SMSIndependence Day SMSInspirational SMSInsult SMSIslamic SMSJumma Mubarak SMSKanjoos SMSKiss SMSLife SMSLove SMSMathematics SMSMiscellaneous SMSMiss You SMSMoral SMSMother Day SMSMotivational Quote SMSNever Forget SMSNew Year SMSParents SMSPicture SMSPoetry SMSPolitics SMSPropose SMSPunjabi SMSRamadan SMSRelationship SMSRomantic SMSRude SMSSad SMSSanta Banta Jokes SMSShaadi Marriage SMSSinhala SMSSmile SMSSorry SMSThank You SMSValentine SMSWeather SMSYou Are Special SMS