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Shayari By Sardar-

Shayari by Sardar-
“Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga

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What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? “Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !! ”
Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.next week daily shopping karenge...boy:uske next week mazar per jayengeGirl: wo kyu…..??Boy: bheek mangne… =))
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.Smart Boy: Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.Funny Gilr: Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!
Agar dosto ke ghar jaoUsko bulane to sab sepahle uska baap nikalkaresa ghurta hai manohum Talibaan se talukrakhte hai
In 2025 Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le.. Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye Tujhe Chahiye To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..
Whatsapp Walo ne bhi hadd kar Rakhi haiAb kehte hai ,Ye cigarette4 group me bhejo ,Dhuan admin Ke muh se niklegaHad ho gayee… Yaar aise thodi hota hai…
1 Educated Banda Gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya,Or shopkeeper se Bola: "Bhai Aapke Paas Qadam hyn??".Shopkeeper b bara naughty tha,Jldi se bola:"Paai Jaan Qadam te Muk gaye ne..2,4 Chalangan Paiyan ne..Kendy o te paa deyan?...;-p
santa london me double store bus mebaitha tha......conductor ne usey uper bhej diya...... santa pehle uper gya fir bhaagta huaniche aaya aur bola..marwayege kya saale..uper to driver hi nahi hai...
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of Rs. 500000 or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.
Boys have fun by teasing girls,
Machar marnay ka tareqa! Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir us ky qanday ek baar left ek baar right zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.
TEACHER : Bacho kasm lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan doge.... BOYS: de denge sir, ab aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya....
Bindas Muskurao Kiya Gham Hai,Zindgi Me Tension Kis ko Kam Hai,Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,Dil Se Tang Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hen..:-)
Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya KTum Uski Ebadat Kero..Namaz Parho,,Rozay Rakho..Quran Parho..Uska Zikr Kero..Deeni Kitaben Parho...Per Tum,,,,,SMS Parh Rahy Ho..Sharam Kero.. :-D
If it seems easy, You are doing it wrong.
Husband:" Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki.....Judge: "Phir soch Lo, aisi BV naseeb walon ko milti hai...!
TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,Aaj Hamara bhi Bank Balance hota,Agar Buddha Aashiq na hota...;-p ;-)Hahahaha

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