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Sardi Se Bachny Ka Tareeqa..

Sardi se Bachny ka Tareeqa..

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Pata Chalay to Mujhy Bhi Batana,

Qasam se Bohat Sardi hai...;-)

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Husband: Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa ne Banaya hai kya ?Wife: Haan.....Lekin Tumhe Kese Pata chala ?Husband: Roz Khaane me Kaale Baal nikalte the.,,Aaj Sufaid Nikle Hen.. ;-p ;-)
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
Two girls were talkingGirl 1: Do you have Whatsapp?Girl 2: NoGirl 1: Twitter?Girl 2: NoGirl 1: Facebook?Girl 2: NoGirl 1: Then what do you have?Girl 2: A LIFE!!Girl 1: Great! I need 1 for Candy Crush!
Machar marnay ka tareqa!Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir us ky qanday ek baar left ek baar right zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.
Girlfriend uploads unedited selfie on WhatsApp; Boyfriends fail to recognize her. Girlfriend sad Boyfriend socked
If King asks me ”what do u want?”Million dollars or a true friend” !I will choose,Million dollars”Be practical Yaaar !mil k uraein gay..
Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small.... . . . . Now that place is known as "Disney Land".. :-P
Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha. ‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’ doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.
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Aj ka kam Kl Per Mt Choro Albta Tum Isa Persoon Per Chor Sakta hoon..... Keya smja
Girlfriend : Will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : It depends on your husband, if he allowe me....
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God made man and then rested God made woman and then no one rested in the world
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