Open Menu

Funny SMS:

Funny SMS:

Two devils came into my dreams.
They said, "We want to disturb some good person".
I suggest them your name.
They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"

Send Mobile short message Funny SMS: from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.

More Funny SMS Messages

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Exams!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nahi Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Guinness World Records book mein naam darjkarvaane ke lie kanpuriyon ne gutaka thookkar banai sabase vishaal Laal Rangoli
Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche thewo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya
kisi ne poochha aap bakare ki bali kyon deteho sher ki kyon nahi dete?, jumman miyaan bole Bhaijaan de to den par ......,,jara si chook huee to phir Eid to sherhee manaega...
Real Heart Touching Story "A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f.next day he asked about the gift.b.f:hows the bird??...g.f:very tasty:-)
Apane room mein 2 window dekhkar chaunka yuvak,Whatsapp band hone par pahali baar kiya gau
A girl wearing very short skirt. A boy asks hr, “Won’t ur mom tell anythng abt ur dress?” Girl replied “My mom will b very angry.. bcoz I’m wearing her dress”
Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen?? Pappu: No Mom, Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza Kholta Hun.. :-D
CHEMISTRY Teacher: What happens when CarbonMonoxide reacts with 2Molecules Of Iron.?.Student: COFFEE .Teacher: HOW ??.Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-).Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?Banta- haanGirl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oyepyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
Indian players going back on the flight to India.Air Hostess: Some coffee Sir?Indian Player: YesAir Hostess: Mocha or Latte?Indian Player: Espresso Hi De Do... Mauka Haath Se Nikal Geya Aur Latte India Mein Khayenge.
Nigahen nigahon se mila ke to dekho, Dil k raaz bata ke to dekho, Har koi aa jayega pass tumhare bus 1 hafta lagatar naha ke to dkho Ab chota LUX sirf Rs.5
Petrol aur Diesel ka RATE badhane ki itani aadat pad gayi hai ki ab to jab 15 din RATE na badhen to aisa lagata hai ki kaheen vikaas(Development) hona band to nahin ho gaya.
Forward This Msg To Your Friends and GetCool, Funny and Amazing Replies.,But Reply Me First............Light hay. . .*
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Sardar is buying a TV, Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please…

SMS Messages Categories

Advice SMSAngry SMSAnniversary SMSApril Fool SMSBakra SMSBakra Eid SMSBarish Rainy Day SMSBest Wishes SMSBirthday SMSBlessing SMSBreak Up SMSBroken Heart SMSChristmas SMSCool SMSCute SMSDaring SMSDecent SMSDiwali SMSDua SMSEid Mubarak SMSEmotional SMSEncouraging SMSEnglish SMSExams SMSFarewell SMSFather Day SMSFlirt SMSFool SMSForget SMSFriendship SMSFunny SMSGet Well Soon SMSGhazal SMSGood Afternoon SMSGood Day SMSGood Evening SMSGood Luck SMSGood Morning SMSGood Night SMSGreetings SMSHoli SMSHug SMSHusband And Wife SMSIndependence Day SMSInspirational SMSInsult SMSIslamic SMSJumma Mubarak SMSKanjoos SMSKiss SMSLife SMSLove SMSMathematics SMSMiscellaneous SMSMiss You SMSMoral SMSMother Day SMSMotivational Quote SMSNever Forget SMSNew Year SMSParents SMSPicture SMSPoetry SMSPolitics SMSPropose SMSPunjabi SMSRamadan SMSRelationship SMSRomantic SMSRude SMSSad SMSSanta Banta Jokes SMSShaadi Marriage SMSSinhala SMSSmile SMSSorry SMSThank You SMSValentine SMSWeather SMSYou Are Special SMS