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It's Perfectly Legal To

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

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In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Sardar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi…..
Chaand Per Tumhara Naam Likhny Ko Ji Chahta Hai..Per Kiya Karen Ye Khayal Hi Subha Ko Aata Hai.. :-D
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin.
Sun makes Moon shine,Current makes Bulbs shine,Wax makes Candles shine,But, I'm Really Confused;What makes ur Teeth Shine..-Harpic- or -Domex-.. ;-p
Aik banda 8 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
Dear Mario,I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend...you owe me!
Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night ! Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok…. Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match
one of the best caption written on a clock in an exam hall.. “TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?”
Teacher:Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?Student:Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)
Friend 1: Bro, i Got A+ for a testFriend 2: Congratulations, Which test?Friend 1: Blood group test, bro
Usne jo shair maara to wah wah ho gai,..Wah wah wah..Usne jo shair maara to wah wah ho gai,..Maine jo shair maara to shairni bevah ho gai
Its Hard To Sleep Wen u Know How Burdened ur Mind Is It Is Evn Hardr Going To Sleep Wen u Know der Is Left Ovr Pizza In The Fridge
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai jaise ….... Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!
Ek Larky Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila..Us Ny Hukum Diya: Tamam Larkiyon Ka Dimagh Das Guna Tez Ker Do....Jin Muskuraya Aur Bola: Janab Zero Se Kuch Bhi Multiply Nahi Ho Sakta.. :-)
New style of proposing Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age.
Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho, Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho. Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai. Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho.
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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