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Pathan: Yara Ye "Nothing" Ka Kiya Matlab Hota Hai.?? Sardar: "Kuch Bhi Nahi" Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Tum Hum Ko Bewakoof Samajhta Hai? Jab Word Bana Hai To Uska Kuch Na Kuch Matlab To Hoga.. :-D
Santa got an invitation to a party which said ‘Red Tie Only.” When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.
student + dying = STUDYING
Imagine life without Girls.. . . All theater silent, . The police at rest. . Mobile companies in loss. . Gift shop in loss & . All boys were university TOPPER.
Hi jaan_ Kya haal hai jaan_ Kaha ho jaan_ Kab miloge jaan_ Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_ Zyada khush na ho. Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.
Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le, Magar,, Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya Aaj Bhi Shabbir Hi Hai.. :-D
Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya??Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya.Sardar : Kis Baat ki Mannat.Pathan : Hamara Murgi Gum huwa tha, Wo aaj Mil gaya hai..;-p:-)
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,.Janab..!.Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,Gham Bhi Door,Garmi Bhi Door..!
Ravan- Sigret hai kya? Hanuman- Nahi Ram- 1 packet hai na de do. Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!
Wife: i hate that beggar.Husband: y? Wife: yesterday i gave him food today he gave me a book '' how to cook'' !!
Zindgi Ki Race Me First Aany Ka Secret Pata Hai Kiya Hai.?? .. Me Bataun..?? . .. . Dekho Plz Kisi Ko Batana Mat.. . . . . . . . Akele Bhago.. :-p :-D
Wife husband say :aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi honHusband:tumhay kis nay kaha?wife:meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain...
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*
Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladkaFaltu ki calls ya miss call kare tounka mob no.. Olx me daal karpost kar do i phone 5Only 10000 rs.. MeKasam se jitneCalls aapko nai kiya hogaUsse zyaada use Aayenge…
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
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