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Imagine Life Without Girls..

Imagine life without Girls..
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All theater silent,
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The police at rest.
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Mobile companies in loss.
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Gift shop in loss &
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All boys were university TOPPER.

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All the good guys go to Heaven. All the bad guys go to Woman
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Heavy Traffic ke beech gap dhoondhane mein naakaam raha bike savaar yuvak Pappu Singh, Traffic police- Harilal ne kaata bhaari chaalaan
New generation:Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago;Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago;.....But textbook last seen - 8 months ago!
father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life
Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.Baap Ghusse se: Oye...Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,Wo Tujh ko Pasand ker k Chalay Gaye Hen..;-p:)
Shytaan nay aaj foon kar kay muj say kaha keh kisi nayk ensaan ka number do keh os ko tang karoo....main nay tumhara number dia to hyraan ho kar bolapagal marwaayega kia?ye to hamaray chairman saheb ka number hay.
In Exam..Q: If Jo Jeeta wohi Sikandar. Then what is Sikandar.....Pappu Answered: Fish.. :-DHow.. Jo Jeeta Wohi Sea Ke Andar (Sikandar) ;-)
Aapka ye saal kysa guzry gaSeLeCT A FAN1-GFC2-Millat3-Pak4-Royal5-AsiaRplyMat krna Tuwada ay saal Hth aaly pkhay Naal he Guzrna ayFrom: wapda.,
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
Hands Up..!Me Love Officer hun,UR Under Arrest,QK Jitny Piyary Aap ho,Itna Piyara hona Qanuni Jurm hai,Is liye Aap ko Mere Dil meUmar Qaid ki Saza di jati hai......Pata Nahi Aisa msg Log Mujhy hi Q Send kerty hen?Aisi kiya baat hai Mujh Me..?:-)I Am So Sweet Naa..?(,")><)(_//_Ammi Meri Nazar to Utaar den,,,Msg parhny Wala Jal raha hai..:-):-pHahahaha
Santa ne banta se kaha yaar bahut machhar kaat raha h Banta - yaar light off kar do bhir unhe hum dekhi nahi dege Santa - what a smart idea sirji
Srdar ka beta 5 subjcts me fail ho gya...Srdar:Hun Menu Abba na bolein !.Beta: Oh jan dy Abba ay School da test c koi DNA test nhi c...!
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Ab tu hi bata kis tarhan niklen hum mohabbat k is jaal se,.....Kaaly kaaly faalsy khatay mithy faalsay.(.")/unclemasala/()todaal dain/>
Zindagi ice-cream ki trah hyTaste kro ya waste kro pighal rhi hyis liy life ko taste karna sekhowaste to ho he rhi hy.Great lines bychota veer kulfi wala.

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