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Doctor: Do you smoke? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Alcohol? Patient: Yes, every day. Doctor: Exercise? Patient: Never. Doctor: Girlfriend? Patient: Many. Doctor: Can we be friends?
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? . . . . . . . . . A: Apologise !!!
Dear Boss,As I will be suffering from fever on 26 March 2015 and I will not be attending office.Thank You!
Pathan dost se:Kal hamara khwaab me kisi se laraai ho gya,Aaj hum nahi soye ga..Dost:Kyun.?Pathan:wo keh raha tha kAaj wo banday le kar aaye ga
So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realized your true importance in the Company?Employee: Sir, whenever I have asked for a leave!
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:Meri BachiMeri shonuMeri GuryaMujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?Bolo BabyGirl:Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha: Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy.. Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga: Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho?? Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. !
Traffic to 4 wheelar ke lie hota hai, 2 Wheelar ke lie talent dikhaane ka mauka hoga...traffic jokes in city
Teacher:Your Son's Result Card Eng20Math20 Urdu19 Chem20 Bio19 Total 98Sardr TOTAL Me to Kamal Hi Kr Dia,isSubject Ka Teachar Kon Ha
one of the best caption written on a clock in an exam hall.. “TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?”
Nice people are like Wind,:you can only feel their presence and sincerity:Don't look here and there to find themJust look at the name of Sender:
A husband and wife were arguing over some issue.After heated arguments for a long time, wife finally said: Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want to be happy?Argument ended!
Tum chaho "DIL" de denge."DHADKAN" chaho de denge."JIGER" chaho de denge."JAAN" Chaho wo bi de sakta hoon....Qk In Sab "FILMS" ki CD Mere Paas hai..;-p
Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha.. Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha: "Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?" Pathan: O Nai Yara, Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.. :-D
Ek Software Engineer K Judwa Bachy Huwe.Wo Confuse Thy K Un Ka Naam Kiya Rakhen..Aakhir Kafi Behas K Baad Unho Ny Naam Rakh Liya."Copy And Paste" :-D
Ek Pal me Bhula diya Hum ko,Ek Pal me Juda ho gaye,Abhi to Mere saath the,Abhi na jane kahan Kho gaye,......Suno Ji...??Kahin So to Nahi Gaye..? :-D
lllllllllllll(l',')llll/ll\lllll]ll[lllBas .27din sabr kr lo,Ramzan khatm hote hi zamanat karwdungi tmhari....
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