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Mum: You Haven't Moved Since I Left The House 5 Hours Ago.

Mum: You haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago.
Me: Excuse me... where do you think these chips came from!

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shq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya, Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya, Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya, Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya!
God thought that since he couldnt b everywhere he made a mother.
4 things boys do in the Exam Hall
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai? Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . . To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
Drinkers Movies Banate Toh- 1)Soda Akbar 2)Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi 3)Rum De Basanti 4)Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bewde Zameen Par.
A husband and wife were arguing over some issue.After heated arguments for a long time, wife finally said: Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want to be happy?Argument ended!
Your smile can be compared with flowers;Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo;Your innocence can be compared with a baby;......But in foolishness, you have no comparison!
Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu, Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye, Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!
santa london me double store bus mebaitha tha......conductor ne usey uper bhej diya...... santa pehle uper gya fir bhaagta huaniche aaya aur bola..marwayege kya saale..uper to driver hi nahi hai...
Nigahen nigahon se mila ke to dekho, Dil k raaz bata ke to dekho, Har koi aa jayega pass tumhare bus 1 hafta lagatar naha ke to dkho Ab chota LUX sirf Rs.5
After knee surgery Doctor advised Santa, "For a few days you will have to use a walker."Santa: No problem Doctor. Will 'Johnny Walker' be okay?
Plz Aap Mirror K Samny Ziyada Aya Karen, Warna Mirror Toot Bhi Sakta Hai.. QK Aap Itny Khubsurat, Piyare, Naram Mizaj Aur Dashing Hen.. . . . . . . . . . . For More Jokes Plz Recharge 300rs/month to My Number.. ;-)
Santa ne banta se kaha yaar bahut machhar kaat raha h Banta - yaar light off kar do bhir unhe hum dekhi nahi dege Santa - what a smart idea sirji
I’am looking 4 a bank loan which can perform 2 things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Do chuhe Bike par ghoom rahe the. Sher ke bachche ne Lift maangi. Ek chuha bola – soch le ! phir teri maa kaheen ye na kahe ki gundon ke saath ghoomata hai
Ek larke ne apne dost se kaha:subha 45 girls mera intzar karti hainDost:bhala woh kynLarka:kyn k me collage ki van ka driver hon
Dear Parents,If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, simply"Turn off"the"Wi-fi"and wait!
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein Teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….wahh wahh wahh

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