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Best error message of the century…..!!!!An error shown by a computer:“No keyboard found.press Any key to continue”!!! ;-)
Like energy Love can't neither be created nor destroyed.... It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Boy: Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc.. ?.........Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, I'm Using Windows 98.. ;-)
Car Se Chooza Takra k Behosh Ho Gya.Aadmi Choozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:...Chhoza Jaga To Bola=Oho,Jail HO GAI,Lagta Hy Driver Mar Gya:-
Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night ! Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok…. Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match
Friend Sardarjee ap ki bewi ko jin chamar jay to ap kiyqa karan ga.Sardar jee.Me ki karna ha jin de ghalti ha ap hi bughtay ga,
Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny,Mery Komaal Heart Py Attack Kia,Sbko Reject Kia Tumko Select Kia,Requst Hy Tum Sy Isy Refuse Na Krna,Mery Pyar K Is Bulb Ko Kbhi Fusse Na Krna…!!!
Garmi Ny Sab Ka Dimagh Kharab Ker Rakha Hai..Shuker Hai KMe Theek Hun..:-)Meri Taraf SeAap Sab KoEID Mubarak...;-p
Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi, Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi, Wo Margo pr Yu mrti thi, Aur use apna lifebuoy bnana chahti thi, Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha & soon dey get married in Fair & Lovely Garden, In d party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc vr invited After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson Ye 1 trika tha apko btane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kmi nhi hai Varieties uplabdh hai So saal me 1 din nahane ki adt chor de......................latest funny sms in hindi
Honeymoon couple find leaking pipe outside hotel window, hotel manager assures that it’s the ‘waterfall view’ promised by travel agent
The Selfie Cycle:Take SelfieExamine SelfieGet Self ConsciousErase SelfieTake Selfie
Phaty Purany Kapron me Malboos Ek Admi Ghabraya huwa Kabaariye ki Dukan meDakhil huwa aurJaib se Revolver Nikal ker Bola:"Jo Kuch Tumhary Paas Hai Nikal Ker Rakh Do."Kabaariya: Is Revolver k 500 Rupy dun ga.Admi: Theek Hai..;p
They saythat love is more importantthan money,...buthave you ever triedto pay your bills with a hug ?
HAMARE YAHA Naya Purana Acha Kharab Taza Basi Tuta futa SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE Note: Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.
How do I react when I seesomeone extremely smart?I stare and stare and stare &I smile & smile & when I get tired,then I put the mirror down.
Ladkiya nahi Sudharengi..;-pThe ATM Machine Jammed(stopped working) because of......An Intelligent Girl put Her Hair Pin in the Machinewhen Option was to.."Enter Your PIN"...:-) ;-DHahahaha
Killing lines written in a park: “Love trees but don’t love under the trees.”
Thinking of Indians Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi, Sarkari School me padhna nahi, Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi, Mager Nokri chahiye to kewal Sarkari wah INDIA

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