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Evil Made A Mother-in-law

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

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Shadi Kerna Thi, Per Qismat Khuli Nahi.. TAJMAHAL Banana Tha, Per MUMTAZ Mili Nahi.. Ab Qismat Khuli, Shadi Hui, TAj Banana Chahta Hun, Per Kambakhat MUMTAZ Marti Nahi.. :-D
Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”.Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p
Education is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!
1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k badpapa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?papa: nhi betabacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......
WAPDA Ka Logon Ko Eman Afroz Msg.. "Dil Me Gaali Deny Se Bhi Roza Toot Jata Hai, Is Liye Meharbani Ker K Gaaliyon Se Perhaiz Karen.." :-D
Ïshq Ke Rishte Itne Najuk Hote Hain.....ki...Raat Ko Number Busy Jane Se hi Toot Jate Hain
Girl: Do U Like Me?? Boy: No (Girl Got Sad) Boy: Why R U Sad? Girl: Bcoz U Don't Like Me. Boy: U Never Asked That Do U Love Me. Girl: Awww! OK, Do U Love Me?? Boy: No..!
Serious Conversation with Funny Answers:1. Principal:” Are You Chewing Gum.. ???Student:” No, I’m Human Being..2. Wife:” We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight..Husband:” But Darling, I’m Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??3. Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor.. ??No, You’ll Have To Walk As Well..!!!4. Girl:” I Have Changed My Mind..!!Boy:” Thank God, But Does The New One Works
GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM........................funny sms hindi shayari
If you are in tension,If nothing seems right,If u find no way out,Then just think of me only once,I will be always thereto INCREASE your tensions..:p:p
Naan 10 Rupay Ka Hai Aur Lays Bhi 10 Ka Hai.. Ab Aap Ki Marzi Hai K Aap Ko Hawa Khani Hai Ya Pait Bhar Roti Khani Hai.. :-) Hahhaha
In Night Packages Ne Tu hmen Bhoka Maar Dia Hy FARAZJis Ghar Me Chhori k Liye Jao k0i Na Koi Jaag He Raha Hota Hy
If u care 4 me - I care 4 u U miss me - I miss u, U msg me- I msg u U gussa - I gussa U 4gt me - Na munna na I'm different Fir to goliya chalengi
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,You should Know what you are,And once You Know what you are,Mental Hospital is not So Far..;-p
Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost"."hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay"(",)--=-/))l\_ :-)thaa.thaa. thaa.
Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.................................................Hindi funny sms

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