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Famous MINDS

Galileo : GREAT MIND
Einstein : GENIUS MIND
Newton : EXTRAORDINARY MIND
Bill Gates : BRILLIANT MIND
George W. Bush : NEVER MIND

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Shortest Love Story..Boy : Suno....Girl : Haan Bhai....The End .. ;-)
Height Of ThinkingTwo Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ........1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.....2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !If V Suicide Than In Next Life AgainWe Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery
4 Pepsi “Sharukh” 4 Coke”Aamir” 4 Limca “Riya” 4 Fanta “Rani” 4 Thumps Up “Akshay” Dont Worry Aap Ka Naam “Desi Daru” K liye
Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:"Tum Sab k Paas Ek Minute hai Yahan se Nikalny k liye".Kachuwa Bola: Wah ustaad Wah,Seedhi Tarha keh na K,Me Hi Target Hun...:-p
Doctor Sardar Se: Tum Ny Is Admi Ko Galay Me Rassi Bandh Ker Q Halaak Kiya.??Sardar: Janab Is K Seeny Per Saanp Ny Kaat Liya Tha Aur Me Ny Parha Tha K Jahan Saanp Ny Kata Ho Us Se Thora Ooper Kas K Rassi Bandhni Chahiye.. :-D
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!.................Hindi funny sms
Best Knowledge..Sab Puchty Rehty Hen K Jalebi Aur Pakoray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen??.“Jalebi” Ko English Me “SYRUP FILLED RING”Aur“Pakoray” Ko English me “FRITTERS” Kehte Hen.Kuch Tum Bhi seekh lo Yaar.Har Waqt puchty hi Na Raha Kero Sabse(-,-)_//_Me to Bachpan se hi Genius Hun ;-) B-)( ‘.’)/’/) (_/ /_Ab Batao Beta k Chocolate ko Urdu me kia kehte hen?? :-D
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper, so i'd be in your hand all day. Husband : I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have new one everyday.
Husband:" Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki.....Judge: "Phir soch Lo, aisi BV naseeb walon ko milti hai...!
New News from Hasipur.. "Chaar Botal Vodaka Kaam Mera Roj Ka" gungunaate Yuvak ko Bihaar Police ne kiya giraftaar. Use Police ne naye ‘madira nishedh qaanoon’ ke tahat giraphtaar kiya gaya.
How was the word WIFE invented?They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
Always have aBACKUPBEFOREBREAKUP!
When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire!
*. . .1 ENGINEER,1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPAkashti me ja rahe thy,k JIN agaya or bola"samandar me koi chez phenkoagr mene dhond li to me tmhe mar dongaor na dhond paya to me tmhara ghulam"Engineer ne Needle phenkiJIN ne dhond li or usy mar diaMBA student ne Memory Card phenka,JIN ne dhond lia or usy bhi mar diaAAPA ne Disprine phenki,wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli:Chal Beta Ghar Chal Boht Kaam Para Hai. . .*GEO AAPA GEO. . .*
“Most innocent & heart touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break-up…!”“baji mere gift wapas kar dain..!”
Autowala : Sahb 30 Rs. hue... TOM: Ye le 15 Rs. Autowala: Ye to beymani hai... TOM : abe beymani kaisi, tu bhi to baith k aya hai, adha tu de....
Sheikh Dhobi se: Istri ke Kitne Paisy Logay? Dhobi: 15 Rupay Sheikh Ny 15 Rupay Rakhy Aur Istri Utha ker Bhaag Gaya.. :-D
FALTU MESSAGETeacher: Agar 1 Aam k Darakht Per 10 Keley Lagy Hon aur Us Me Se 7 Amrud Tor Lye Jaen to Baki Kitny Kharbozy Bachy????Student: Sir 9 HathiTeache: Wah, Tumko kese pata chla.?Student: QK Sir Aaj Me Tiffin me Truck Ka tyre Rakh K Laya HunMoral: Rozana Bursh Karo Warna Petrol Mehnga Ho Jahy Ga.........Kaha Bhi Hai Faltu Msg,Phr bhi Parhen gy zrorFarig Awam :-)

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