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Interviewr : what is difference between landline and cellfon, . . . . .. . . . . . . . Killing answer by Pappu, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : landline me number ungliyon se dail krna parta hy aur cellfone pe anguthe se
Ek Sardar jab bi kapre dhone lagta tha, to bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi. Ek din bohat dhoop nikli hui thi or us ne shukar kiya or dukaan se 'SURF' lene chala geya.Jab dukaan mein enter hua to 'Badal' bohat zor se garja, to Sardar ne 'BAADAL' se kaha.'KIDAR'. .?? Me Te Nimko Lein Aya Wan.
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Tere Haseen Hathon Ka Ehtram Kerty Hen Faraz..Warna Yassu Panju Me Hum Kabhi Muaf Nahi Kerty.. :-D
The best reply, when a girl asks you not to look at her… “If you aren’t looking at me, how do you know I’m looking at you?”
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought about anybody Except U. Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Bacha peda hoty he chikha:mujy kuch nazar nahi aa raha, kia Main andha hoon?Nurse: stupid, light nahi haiBacha: oh , Ay pakistan ty nai?
Agar Logon Ki Yaadon Me Hamesha Zinda Rehna Chahty Hen To , Un Se , Paise Udhaar Le Len.. Qasam Se Wo Zindagi Bhar Aapko Yaad Rakhen Gy.. :-D
Pe-peep Pe”peep Pe-peep Peep peep Pe’peep Ghng ghngg P-peep Pe’peep Pe”peep Saaamnay se hat Jaaaosms aa raha hai
Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai.... tumhare pass kya hai.....? Smart answer: mere pass "Aur bhi kaam hain"....
If King asks me ”what do u want?”Million dollars or a true friend” !I will choose,Million dollars”Be practical Yaaar !mil k uraein gay..
GIRL: Mari Aik Aik Sans Pe 10 10 Larkay Martay Hn,Pathan: To Baji kOi acHA Sa "TOOTHPASTE" Istimal Q ni karti.G.O PATHAN
Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho, Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho, Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho.. Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena, K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D
Mathematics and Women r similarasThey both are complicated but,Maths is better since it has Logic at least..;-)
Pilot 2 Control TowerThis is J-327I am 300 Miles from Pakistan6000 Feet above waterwith No fuelAwaiting Instructions"Over"Control Tower:Kalma perh ley soniya ethey light jan da time ho gea aye!"Over".
TIPS how to save 10 paisa per day....... Isme bhi interested ho..? Kasamm se yaar.. Kaha le jaoge itna bachakar...
Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:1. Gumshuda (n): State of being physically lost!2. Shadishuda (n): State of being physically, mentally and financially lost!
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