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Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar

Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho, Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho, Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho.. Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena, K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D

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Faqeerni: Aye Bhaai, 1 Rupya De Do, 3 Din Se Bhooki Hun..Admi: Tum 3 Din Se Bhooki Ho To Sirf 1 Rupay Ka Kiya Kero Gi??Faqeerni: Weight Check Kerungi, Kitna Kam Hua Hai.. ;-)
Impact of Movies:Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Aaj Jab Light Gai,Tab Andaza Hua K,,,EID Khatam Ho Gai...;-)
For girlss..If you want to Avoid so many frndrequests...................Kindly Upload ur original photoswithout Makeup..:p:p
DABANGG SMS : Hume sms karna bandh mat karna warna 2mhare mobile me itne chhed krenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha dale or headphone kaha pe...!
Teacher: OXYGEN is must 4 Breathing… It was discovered in 1773 SARDAR: THANK GOD I WAS BORN AFT THAT. Sardar: Thank God i was born after that! Pehlay Paida hota to mar jaata
Kuch Cheezen Khatam Hone Par Bahut Dukh Deti Hai..DostiPyaarVacationsInternet PackLast Wala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai!!
1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha Hai? Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The, Pata nahi Kis ki call recive ho gayi?
Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.
shaadi se pahle ladke ne ladaki se vaada kiya tha, "main tughe chaand taare doonga." ladki ne shaadi kar li aur unaka ek bachcha ho gaya, naam rakh diya Tarachand, ise kahate hain praan jaaye par vachan na jaaye.
uss din mujhe bhi Albert Einstein jaisi filling aaai thi jab Abdul kalam ne kaha tha ki..............duniyan ke sab se achchhe dimag class ki last bench par hote hai.
What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite? . Socho ? . BOW BOW! What else can a dog say?
Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai. . . . . . Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
2 paagal chhat par so rahe theAchanak barish hone lagi..Pehla paagal bola-"Chal neeche ghar me chalte hai.. Aasman me chhed ho gaya hai"Etne me bijli kadki..Doosra paagal bola-chal so ja yaar lagta hai welding waale bhi aagaye hai
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?Santa: Shadi..Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?Santa:”DADDY “
tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata haipar beech main tere baap ka virus aa jata hai
Dear 'hmmmmm' and 'k',You both should honestly get arrested for killing conversations!

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