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Ek Sardar Jab Bi Kapre Dhone Lagta Tha, To Bohat Zor Ki Barish Shuru Ho Jati Thi.

Ek Sardar jab bi kapre dhone lagta tha, to bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi.
Ek din bohat dhoop nikli hui thi or us ne shukar kiya or dukaan se 'SURF' lene chala geya.
Jab dukaan mein enter hua to 'Badal' bohat zor se garja, to Sardar ne 'BAADAL' se kaha.
'KIDAR'. .??
Me Te Nimko Lein Aya Wan.

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