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Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya hai Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.
All The Electrons Were Having Party.Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D
What is the height of bravery patience and laziness combined?????? A person sitting on the seashore, waiting for tsunami to cleanup his ass
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage, Who Is Most Benefited ? ? Boy No ? Girl No ? It's The . . . Mobile Company!
Things men do that upset women:1. Lie2. Not talk3. Be honest4. Talk too much5. Not show emotions6. Be too emotional7. Breathe!
TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,Aaj Hamara bhi Bank Balance hota,Agar Buddha Aashiq na hota...;-p ;-)Hahahaha
Aapka ye saal kysa guzry gaSeLeCT A FAN1-GFC2-Millat3-Pak4-Royal5-AsiaRplyMat krna Tuwada ay saal Hth aaly pkhay Naal he Guzrna ayFrom: wapda.,
Aaj kal ke bacho ko kiya pataStruggle kiya hota haiHmne toh woh waqt bi deka haiJab S likhne ke liye 7 ko chaarBaar press kerna perta tha 😛
Jinki shkal dekhkar shisha tut jayeaajkal unka bhi 2-4 setting hai had ho gaye yaar...........funny joke of the day in hindi
Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Me Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hen...Aap Try To Karen..:-)Hahaha...;-p
SAVE WATER bath with neighbor’s daughter
Silly Thought.. :-) "Me Soch Raha Tha K Agar Daagh Achy Hoty Hen To SURF EXCEL Banaya Hi Q Tha.. :-)
yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgrpehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz..Sent:18-April-201301 : 38:39 PmMassage centre+92300000042Msg frward kro jitna aa jay aap ki qismat or ap b kabhi adha sms parh lia kro....!
Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho, Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho, Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho.. Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena, K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D
Dear Boys,Kitchen has 'He' in it.So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.Sincerely,Girls!
Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q ? Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ? Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.
*. . .Memon Apne Bete Se:Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho...???Beta:Kuch Nai Papa...Memon:To Kuch Likh Rahe Hoge?Beta:G Nai Papa, Main Kuch Nai Likh Raha.Memon (Ghusse Se):To Phir Chashma Utar Kyun Nai Dete,Tumhe Fazool Kharchi Ki Aadat Hogai Hai.:-)
Law of cigarette smoking: . . . . . . . . . . . Smoke always goes in the direction of non-smokers .
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