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Mat krna Tuwada ay saal
Hth aaly pkhay Naal he Guzrna ay
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Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME….. OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!
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A Little baby Saw A Cat.He Went Near It & TouchedIt… Again He Touched It…Again He Touched It.....Oh! What A Touching Story…
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