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What Is The Difference b/w GHAZAL & LECTURE.. ? Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL & Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

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Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? bcoz it means... E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.
Fire Ko Aag Kahte Hen.Cobra Ko Naag Kahte Hen.Garden Ko Baagh Kahte Hen.Or"Exams" K Time Jo Kaam Na Kare,Use Dimagh Kahte Hen.. ;-pHahahaha
After an accident,A v.angry Banta : I showed u d headlights& told u 2 go by side.Santa: I also started d wipers& said No, no..No no. Santa Banta Funny Jokes
Mill gaya Mill gaya ATM ka hindi naam mill gaya:A-account me hoga T-to hiM-milega
Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful... More...............
Yunhi Zikr Kiya Tha Ishq Me Mar Jany Ka,, Ab Usy Zid Hai K Mar K Dikhao Humko.. :-) Moral: Is Shair Me Shayar Ny Zarurat Se Ziyada Lambi Phenki Hai Aur Ab Soch Raha Hai K Is Musibat Se Kese Niklun..? :-D
ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT. Ameer Piye To Majburi. Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo. Me Bheju To ADAT. Ap Bhejo To Majburi.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U.......................sweet sms for friend
Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy.. Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?? Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..
Kal Ek Aadmi Sir Muh Lapait kerGuzar Raha Tha,,,,Logon Ny Bachon KaAghwa Kerny Wala Samajh KerKhoob Pitaai Ki....Baad Me Pata Chala K Bechara,,,,Shadi K Liye Facial Kerwa Ker Aaraha Tha.. ;-p ;-)
"DRINKS" D-elicious aftr 1 Peg. R-omantic aftr 2 peg. I-nterested aftr 3 peg. N-aughty aftr 4 peg. K-ing aftr 5 peg. S-nake aftr 6 peg..
Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Pathan was eating roast in hotelafter eating roast he as chewing bonebeside him a Indian was eating PULSEhe make jokes with Pathan and asked himwhat are eating dogs in your townPathan siad : PULSE
Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge. Raat mein diye jalte rahenge. Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha. Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge
Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH! Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB..... GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo: OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H PaThar Maar SaaLe ko....
Mother to teenaged daughter, going to a party, "Have a nice time and be a good girl" "Oh mother! make up ur mind"
Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He Monu-Hutt Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahe ho

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