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Ek Admi Apne Bv K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Ek Admi Apne Bv K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha
Agr Wo Anda Boil Kr Deti To Kehta K Fry Krna Tha
Agr Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil Krna Tha
Ek Din Bv Ne Dono Bana diya
Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehne Laga ..
"Tmhe Akl Kb ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Us Ko Boil Kr Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Krna Tha UsKo Fry..

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