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Ek Shadi Me Band Wale Ne Apne Master Se Poocha, Band Kab Tak Bajana Hai????

Ek Shadi me band wale ne apne master se poocha, band kab tak bajana hai????

Band Master- AAth-Das pag tak baja lo, baad me to ye sab janretor ki awaj par bhi nach lenge........

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