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Teacher Jab Mein Tumharay

Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna tha Tou mere 100/100 marks aatay thy Me: Atay hongay sir, Apko koi Acha teacher perhata hoga

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U r a nice person… but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning… 1st. pray to God so that u can live…. 2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K Aap Ko English Nahi Aati...UpUpUpUpUpBas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum, Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!
Yu dekha naa karo hume haste hasteYu dekha naa karo hume haste hasteMere yaar bahut Gustakh haikah denge Bhabhi Jee namste
Tum dur sahi Majbur sahiPar yaad tumhari aati haiTum saans waha par leti hoAur badbu yaha par aati hai
love has a special smile girls use to trick with smile when boys are fallen in there smile they say, they are away a mile
Kahan Pe Ho? ReplyNahi Kerna Plzz..Jahan bhi ho,Khush Raho Apny Kharchay per.:)Sab ko Send kero Aur dekho Kon Kahan Hai..:-)
She: kia kerte ho? Me: CA She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??
F u fall in river there is a boat.. If u fall in well there is rope.. But if u fall in love there is no hope
Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other: -The Sooner The Better. -Jaldi Ka Kaam Sheitaan Ka Hota Hai. -Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here. -Bari Lambi Umar Hai,Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay. -Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder. -Nazar Se Ojhal ..Dil Se Ojhal -Fight For Your Rights. -Sbar Ka Phal Metha Hota Hai. -As Wise As An Owl. -Bewakuf, Ullo Ka Patha :P:D
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.Interviewer: What were you before you married her?Millionaire: A Billionaire
vafa dhoondhane nikala thaGaalib...WiFi, mil gaya,to udhar hi baith gaya..
Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen?? Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota. Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen.. Papa: Samaan Pack Kero. Bacha: Q Papa.?? Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0
A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:"I want to impress beautiful girls,which machine should I use?".Trainer:"Sir,Use the ATM machine....":-)
Boy: Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc.. ?.........Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, I'm Using Windows 98.. ;-)
The devils challenged the angels for a game of cricket.
Can u translate the following in Urdu?Sun+Lion+1/4 kgSochenNai pta?Plz try krenAftab Sher Pao
During normal Days i feel like i am Rancho of 3 idiots.But during Exams i feel like i am Eshaan Avasti of Tarre Zameen Per:P

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