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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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Boss: So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realized that you have importance in company and company cannot function without you?Employee: Sir, whenever I asked for a leave.
Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge? To hamane kaha- Ap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge....
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Boy: Ur d sunshine, without u, life is a dreamy cloud. Ur in my heart, like d cloud wind in d sky.Girl: is this a proposal or weather report??
Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se.Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese??Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai,Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi..!
Teacher: What will happen if the 3rd World War takes place?Student: We will have one more chapter in our history book!
Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"khawaja ask!Khan shb kia size rakhu"pthan khawaja sepasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio
Golfer: Young man, why did you keep looking at your watch?Caddy: This isn't a watch, it's a Compass!
Ek "Khudkash" Hamla Aawar ny "Taliban Commander se Kaha :"Sir Ji, Barood zara Kam dala kero,Pichli dafa Hamara Banda "Jannat" se 33 kilometer Aagay nikal gaya tha...:-)
Arz kiya hai….jara gaur farmaiya ga - "Shayari of year 2015" Ladki ke aankh marne par ladke ke Paon jami par nahi parte or Ladke ke aakh marne par ladki ke chappal jami par nahi parte.
Baith kr mehbuba ki julfo k saye me aisa josh aya.. wah wah.. wah wah.. fir kya hua?? Wife ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aya..
Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..Aadmi: Bhai Aam Kese De Rahy Ho??Pappu: Pehly Tarazu Me Tol K Shopper Me Dalta Hun Aur Paisay Le Leta Hun.. ;-)
Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days,
Hi jaan_ Kya haal hai jaan_ Kaha ho jaan_ Kab miloge jaan_ Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_ Zyada khush na ho. Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage, Who Is Most Benefited ? ? Boy No ? Girl No ? It's The . . . Mobile Company!
Teacher: sabase jyaada naqal kahaan pe hoti hai?Pappu: Whatsapp pe.Teacher: shaabaash!
A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.Boy: Run, your father is coming!
CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces….

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