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Ek "Khudkash" Hamla Aawar Ny "Taliban Commander Se Kaha :

Ek "Khudkash" Hamla Aawar ny "Taliban Commander se Kaha :

"Sir Ji, Barood zara Kam dala kero,

Pichli dafa Hamara Banda

"Jannat" se

33 kilometer Aagay nikal gaya tha...:-)

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