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Santa: beta tumhaare Resulat ka kya hua? Pappu: paapa 99% Santa: Shocked! Santa: par tumhare report card mein to 35% likha hua hai. Pappu: paapa baaki 64% subsidies me aaega......clean papu jokes
In a racing club, the horses have gone on a strike, Management decided to run donkeys instead of horses. so stop reading sms & report on duty.
Larky Walay:Larki Ny Kiya Kiya Hua Hai??Larki Walay:G Aaj Kal To Naak Me Dam Kiya Hua Hai.. ;-)
Kia January, Kia February, Hum kia karein November ko, December ko? . Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to, Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..! . For all singles including me….
Teri zindagi me koi gham na hoteri khushi kbhi kam na hodua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha,jis ka wazan80 kilo se kam na ho(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)
Sacche Dost Ki Pehchan..Ek Sacha Dost wohi hai jo Aapka Pehla Aansu Ponch le,Doosra Aansu Rok le,Aur Ager Teesra Aansu Aaye to Zor se 1 ThappedMaare our kahe: "Le Ab Ro Le." ;-p :-D
What is the height of Flirting?When your love letter starts with,'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!
A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? . . . . . . . . . A. Marry it.
Arz Kiya Hai..Aye Germi, Itna Na Itraa..Agar Himmat Hai To January Me Aa K Dikha.. :-)
Subah se 21 ladiyo ke call aa chuke hai sab "I love you" bol rahe hai jane kis ne afwah faila di hai ki "Black money list" me mera naam bhi hai
one of the best caption written on a clock in an exam hall.. “TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?”
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage, Who Is Most Benefited ? ? Boy No ? Girl No ? It's The . . . Mobile Company!
Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.? . 2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: What were you before you married her? Millionaire: A Billionaire
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge. Raat mein diye jalte rahenge. Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha. Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love

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