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Kia January, Kia February, Hum kia karein November ko, December ko? . Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to, Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..! . For all singles including me….

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shak ki bhi had ho gaya jee, pati ki Heart ki surgery hone ke baad patni ne surgan se ek savaal poochha, "Inake Dil mein koi doosari thi?" Doctor bhi bahut pahunche hue tha bola, "usi ka to bypass kiya hai."
Leave Application By A Cute Kid.."Dear Teacher ji,Wen I Cum,Rain Chham Chham.Leg My Phisla,I Gira Dham.Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum.Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
Admi: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me? . Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad Bus Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye
Sacche Dost Ki Pehchan.. Ek Sacha Dost wohi hai jo Aapka Pehla Aansu Ponch le, Doosra Aansu Rok le, Aur Ager Teesra Aansu Aaye to Zor se 1 Thapped Maare our kahe: "Le Ab Ro Le." ;-p :-D
Mother to teenaged daughter, going to a party, "Have a nice time and be a good girl" "Oh mother! make up ur mind"
Son to father.papa kiya hum jahaz k zaria Allah k pass ja saktay hain.Father, ager ap ki mama car drive krain to hum car k zaray bhi ja saktay hain,
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
Next generation Kindergarten poem:Chatting Chatting?Yes Papa!Girlfriend setting?No Papa!Telling lies?No Papa!Open your Whatsapp.Ha ha ha...
A very old lady teacher of englishAsk this question with the class:When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?One pupil answered: it's the past tense of course.
This message is strictly for smart and intelligent people;........And if you have received it... then obviously it's a technical error!
Breaking News.. 31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan) ,,,,,Baki Ki Load Shedding nai pakistan mai hogi. :-D
Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna thaTou mere 100/100 marks aatay thyMe: Atay hongay sir, Apko koiAcha teacher perhata hoga
Wife : I will die.Husband : I will also die.Wife : why do u want to die?Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do..Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab??....Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker: Itny Choty K Meri Bivi Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: “how did u feel?” . . . It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Shaadi se phle: maine pyar kiya 1st Yr: pyar ke side effects 2nd Yr: Pyar ka panchname 3rd Yr: Maine pyar kyu kiya 4th Yr: Pyar tune kya kiya 5th Yr: Luv ka the End
Papa: "Sach sach Batao ye 100 ka Note kahan se Aaya??..Bachha: "Mujhe Bahar Gali ME para hua mila,.Aur Agar Yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k Dekh lo,Ek aadmi Abhi tak Dhoond raha Hai".. ;-p

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