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Car Se Chooza Takra k Behosh Ho Gya.Aadmi Choozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:...Chhoza Jaga To Bola=Oho,Jail HO GAI,Lagta Hy Driver Mar Gya:-
Syllabus Of 1998.. A For APPLE.. B For BALL.. C For Cow.. D For DOG.. . . Syllabus Of 2018.. A For AATA.. B For BIJLI.. C For CHEENI.. & D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D
Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ? WIFE: 3 Baar,MINISTER: kab kab? Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Doctor ke Paas gayi thi, Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k paas gayi thi,Minister: Aur kab?Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 10 MLAs kam the..!
Hi Friends..! I am Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Exams As I Have 2 Work Hard. Plz Contact Me After . 15 Minutes.. . Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..!
Ladkiyan lal rang ki lipstik ke bish sheds me bhi aasani se antar bata sakti hai aur ladke shampoo ki bajaye condishner se naha lenge aur gaali de kar bolenge...........kaun laya ye shampoo? jhag hi nahi hai saale me.
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun Saath Deta Hai ? Mom/Dad ? - NO Husband/Wife ? - NO Friends ? - NO LOVE ? - NO Only......... Ur CHAPPALS ! Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar....................very very funny sms
Kamyabi Hamesha un ki qadam chomti he,.....jo socks utarne k bad apne pao dhote hen...
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven? . . Everybody lift their hands except one small boy . . Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go . . He says: Mom said come directly home after school
The guy who drives slower than u is an idiot and who drives faster than u is a maniac!
Muskurana To Her Larki Ki Ada Hai..Isay Jo Mohabbat Samjhy Wo Is Duniya Ka Sab Se Bara Gadha Hai.. :-)
A cow was walking Newton stopped it. It stopped. He found his 1st law "An object continues to move unless it's stopped" He gave a force by kicking d cow, it gave a sound 'MA' He formulated d 2nd law "F = MA" After sometimes d cow gave a kick to newton Then he formulated d 3rd law "Every action has an equal & opposite reaction"
Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,,Kabhi Na Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi,,Qismat Badly Ya Na Badly,,Kam Az Kam Chappal To Dhul Jaye Gi.. :-D
7 Peer Babay Alag Alag Chataai per Bethy thy..Larka Peer se: BabaJi, MBA ker Liya hai,Ab Agay Kiya Kerun??..Baba Dusray Sathi Se:Ek Aur Chataai Laga Bhai K Liye"...;-p
What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life? . .. ... When nobody likes your Facebook status!
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:Meri BachiMeri shonuMeri GuryaMujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?Bolo BabyGirl:Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
Why Indian women have red Dot(Bindi) on their forehead? Becasue they record everything.. every time you talk to your wife and husband mind should remember that- "This conversions may be monitored or recorded for internal traning quality purposes and would be used against you any time"
A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group:Guys, if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times... then will it become 64 bit?Another girl in the group replied: Yes, but it will also become Windows 14.All boys left the group!
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