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SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....

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Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj, Kal waly achy thy . . . . samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji? “Ye kal waly he to hn”
Father 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ? . . Son: Ya Father, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?How do I know if it is pure honey ?Seller : give the dog some honey ..if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honeyBuyer : what if the dog licks it ?Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Gadhe Ke Samne 1 Pani Ki Aur1 Sharab Ki Balti RakhiGadha Pani Pi Gaya..Police Sharabi Se: Tune Is Se Kya Sikha?Sharabi: Jo Sharab Nahi Pita Wo Gadha Hai. ;-)
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree. After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says, "Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."!
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Baloon se maar do:
Garmi Ny Sab Ka Dimagh Kharab Ker Rakha Hai..Shuker Hai KMe Theek Hun..:-)Meri Taraf SeAap Sab KoEID Mubarak...;-p
Chor Ek Ghar me Chori karne gaya,,,Wahan likha tha Tijori todne ki Zarurat nahi hai, Button dabao Tijori Khul jaygi...Chor ne Button dabaya, Alarm Baj gya, Police aa gai, Chor Bola: "Aaj se Mera Insaniyat se Bharosa Uth gya..;-) ;-p
Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me.Wife: Of course. I didn't want to make a scene!
Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena."How much is Six plus 4.?"..Class: Ek Sath.. :-DHaahaha
save paper DON’T DO YOUR HOME WORK!!
What Is The Difference b/wGHAZAL & LECTURE..?Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL&Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE
A child said 2 sales girl in sweets shop:Miss will u marry me wen i grow upGirl smiled & said YESChild said:can u give ur future husband a free chocolate(",)
Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai, Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me Kaha Jaye Ga: "Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa Aur Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D
Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q ? Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ? Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying: "Boycott Chinese Products" and selling those stickers in India!

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