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Chor Ek Ghar Me Chori Karne Gaya,,

Chor Ek Ghar me Chori karne gaya,,
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Wahan likha tha Tijori todne ki Zarurat nahi hai,
Button dabao Tijori Khul jaygi..
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Chor ne Button dabaya,
Alarm Baj gya,
Police aa gai,
Chor Bola: "Aaj se Mera Insaniyat se Bharosa Uth gya..;-) ;-p

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