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tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .
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Leave Application By A Cute Kid.."Dear Teacher ji,Wen I Cum,Rain Chham Chham.Leg My Phisla,I Gira Dham.Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum.Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
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girl on phoneGirl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morning????.boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay.girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call ... :p
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