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Sardar : O Yar Bike Q Tez Kr Diti?

Sardar : O yar bike q tez kr diti?
pathan: Break fail ho gya ha
is se pehle accident ho jay
jaldi se ghar phuch jate han
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Sardar : shawa fair Mand k rakh..:p:p

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