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Mother to teenaged daughter, going to a party, "Have a nice time and be a good girl" "Oh mother! make up ur mind"
Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!Even after 17 years service.That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance.
Earlier:Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears.Now:Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with - "The number your calling is currently busy please try again later"!
B4 u speak listen, B4 u write think, B4 u spend earn, B4 u criticise wait, B4 u pray forgive, B4 u quit try, B4 u msg others msg me.
Zamana Bohat hi kharabho gya hai,Her Sawal ka Ulta Jawab ho gaya hai,Na Sms na call na hi koiMiss call,Her Banda hi Mobile leker Nawab ho Gaya Hai...;-p
Tappu khet mein pet khaali kar raha tha,usane do baar hava chhoni Gasing Ki.....Purr... Purr....ek suar aur usaka beta ye sab dekh rahe the .Beta -"maan, mujhe bhookh lagi hai..." Suar - ruk ja beta, 1 siti aur lagane de...
Police Constable To Son: Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.? . . Son: Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!
(".") <( (> _! !_ " I am Bodyguard. Aap ki girlfrnd ke liye, Jarurat ho to Phone kare. Mujh pe ek ehsan karna k mujh pe Koi miss call na krna.
There are two type of studies:1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied
Faqeerni: Aye Bhaai, 1 Rupya De Do, 3 Din Se Bhooki Hun..Admi: Tum 3 Din Se Bhooki Ho To Sirf 1 Rupay Ka Kiya Kero Gi??Faqeerni: Weight Check Kerungi, Kitna Kam Hua Hai.. ;-)
Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam msg parhne walo ko mera salamTea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya krofokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro
A little boy went up to his father and asked : ” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? ” His father replied : “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. ”
The average guy is much more interested in a girls Geography than her History
WAPDA Ka Logon Ko Eman Afroz Msg.."Dil Me Gaali Deny Se Bhi Roza Toot Jata Hai, Is Liye Meharbani Ker K Gaaliyon Se Perhaiz Karen.." :-D
Logic Questions: 1) When will a horse have 6 legs? 2) Where does monday cum b4 Sunday? 3) Where do u find a lot of cities without single house? 4) How can u double ur money quickly? Amazing Answers: 1) When sum1 rides on d horse. 2) In a dictionary. 3) In a map. 4) Show it in front of a mirror.
7 Peer Babay Alag Alag Chataai per Bethy thy..Larka Peer se: BabaJi, MBA ker Liya hai,Ab Agay Kiya Kerun??..Baba Dusray Sathi Se:Ek Aur Chataai Laga Bhai K Liye"...;-p
3 stupid stages of life : Teenage: hav time & energy but no money working age: hav money & energy but no time oldage: hav time n money but no energy!
Kuch Cheezen Khatam Hone Par Bahut Dukh Deti Hai..DostiPyaarVacationsInternet PackLast Wala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai!!
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