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Pathan Bike Chala Raha Tha

Pathan Bike chala raha tha

Pathan PRAD0 wale se:
Kabi Bike dekha hy?

PRAD0 wala:
Ja apna kaam kr

Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola:
Kabi Bike dekha hy?

PRADO wala:
Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se jala raha hy!

Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar pari hy or pathan kahin para hy

PRADO wala:
Ye kya hua?

Pathan:
Kabi bike dekha hy?

PRADO wala ghusse se bola:
Han dekhi hy bol ab?

Pathan:
Iska BREAK kidhar hota hy?.

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John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : “John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. ”
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Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai? Sardar utha Teacher: shabash bete batao Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..
To Understand a misunderstanding is an understanding in friendship BUT to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship....
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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why? Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!
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Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the bestGirl: All the best to you tooBut girl scored 80 marks & boy failedMoral: Only boys wish with true heart.
How to Kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs ,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of Poison ….
KeSe MumKiN Tha KiSi Aur DocTor Se iLaaJ KaranaAye DoSt,IShQ Ka RoG Tha,MuMMy Ke ChaPPaL Se HiAraM AaYaUff...:-(
Ki thi suruaat ek choti si mazak se.. mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha.. Samajhte the jise hum apna yaar.. Woh ek din pyaar ban jayega ye malum na tha..
|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || Send dis msg to 9 ppl ul pass WIDOUT studyin. Once a P.Hd studnt ignord dis..His X th Result was changd to "FAIL"

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