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Hme To Apno Ne Luta.

Hme To Apno Ne Luta.
Gairo Mai Kahan Dam Tha !
Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko To Choro..
Rat mai ‘Lotay Mai Pani’ Kam Tha

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