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1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai? Sardar Ne socha socha, bahot soocha Or bola Railway Station hai
Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.
Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..?? Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind…. Ha ha ha
Teeth said 2 tounge: "If I just press u a little, u will get cut." Tounge replied: "if i misuse 1 word against sm1, den all 32 of u will come out."
M – mental A – attack T – to H – handsome S – students
Yunhi Zikr Kiya Tha Ishq Me Mar Jany Ka,, Ab Usy Zid Hai K Mar K Dikhao Humko.. :-) Moral: Is Shair Me Shayar Ny Zarurat Se Ziyada Lambi Phenki Hai Aur Ab Soch Raha Hai K Is Musibat Se Kese Niklun..? :-D
Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
My Life Is Running On A Simple Principle"Allah Ke Bharose"
A very old lady teacher of english Ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: it's the past tense of course.
Future plans of childrens: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b a good mother. Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
Bhikhari Doctor Se: Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor. . Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho. . Bhikhari: Doctor, Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
Girl: Do U Like Me?? Boy: No (Girl Got Sad) Boy: Why R U Sad? Girl: Bcoz U Don't Like Me. Boy: U Never Asked That Do U Love Me. Girl: Awww! OK, Do U Love Me?? Boy: No..!
Government is imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10 Hug Rs.20 Kiss Rs.30 Love Rs.50 But you don’t worry flirting is still free.
Someone asked Shakespeare"U married a woman elder than u, Why?"He showed him a calendar and said "In this, a week has 7 days....Can u say which day is younger, either sunday or saturday..?"So, love comes from heart not in age.Luv has no age.Moral: Senior/Junior sab ko pataya ja sakta hy...
Ek Shadi me band wale ne apne master se poocha, band kab tak bajana hai????Band Master- AAth-Das pag tak baja lo, baad me to ye sab janretor ki awaj par bhi nach lenge........
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
A Pathan Gets A Cheque & Throws It On The Ground..?Why..??Bcoz To See Whether It Will BOUNCE or NOT.. :-D
Aaj ke jamane me aap appne dost ke sachha dost taab tak sabit nahi ho sakte jaab tak aap aapne single dost ki kahi setting na karwa [email protected] friendship sms in hindi 2018
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